How I See Things

I found my nail polishes like this. I think the caption should go as such...

In the Battle at Sally Hansen. It is unknown who shot the first shot. "Divine Wine" was the first and  only casualty since the opposition immediately surrendered when they saw the enemy was armed with Pretty Nails non-acetone Instant Polish Remover. 

If you were looking for government secrets, I apologize. There are none here.