These are my confessions

These Are My Confessions

In the tune of Usher please

I say “Hi” to animals as I see them. Example: I was pulling out of the Toy R Us parking lot and I saw some ducks chillin’ in the road, as I turn away, I yell out my window “Hi Ducks” That really made me laugh. Then I realized I do this all the time. I caught myself saying “Hi” to the bunny in our apartment complex court yard as well. 

And when it’s time to kill a bug, I USUALLY apologize to it.

Example: ”I’m sorry, I have to crush you now”. Sometimes my apology is a little more passionate. Example: “AAAH, I HATE YOU! DIE DIE DIE!!!!”

I can relate VERY well to the video below...in fact SNL stole this dialog from me!!!

These are my confessions.